MISSY: THERE IS NO OTHER

Follow me here! NOW!

2012-01-22T20:09:00.001-08:00

yeah i moved on blogger sorry, you bored me.

i'm here now with the hipsters.

P.S. I am totally not a hipster, i am just a normal dog, who like blogging as a hobby.

reminiscing

2011-11-28T19:54:00.000-08:00

Every year my birthday creeps up and I think about the good old days when I was just a kid, not a care in the world.
Oh wait, I still have no cares in the world because every single need of mine is met on a daily basis, however I still like to remember myself as a puppy. I will be 8 years old this coming week and while digging up these photos to share, I realized how much has changed in such a short period of time. For example: when my parents got me they had an imac....whoa. They also had a non flat TV, gross. And in one picture i saw Cd's, so fucking weird how different the world is now and better. I bet you guys didn't know what a technophile I was, well yeah I am and I love technology as much as the next guy!

***check out the awesome cordless phone, how cool that you could talk AND walk!

No words

2011-11-20T10:42:00.000-08:00

just look at me. look at me god damn it, acknowledge I am here, alive waiting for you to entertain me.

starting to wonder

2011-10-17T09:37:00.000-07:00

if i lived here if i could really make something of my life. or even if maybe i upgraded to facebook or twitter i could become as famous as that motherfucking dog boo.

I'm a giant!

2011-09-16T14:19:00.000-07:00

Missy featuring Akon featuring Lil'Wayne

2011-08-07T11:40:00.000-07:00

Naturally when I am looking fresh and clean I like to take a ride through my hood and say what up to my peeps. Sometimes I just drive by and nod my head, other times I stop and chat just depends on how much money you owe me or I owe you...

Thank the F'in Lord!

2011-08-07T11:12:00.000-07:00

I got a haircut, and I feel good.

what happens when good people stop caring

2011-07-25T18:48:00.000-07:00

Awwww shit I got bedhead. Need a haircut badly....people just don't care anymore about keeping up on appearances, do they?

Nature oh nature, you are so swell!

2011-07-20T14:30:00.000-07:00

especially when you are landscaped with a stone path so that my tiny feet do not spend too long touching wet ground...Ugh I hate wet paws. gross.

Oh why hello there summertime!

2011-06-17T15:46:00.000-07:00

Check me out lounging out like nobody's biz.

And I got to use the deck today, sweet jesus I got it good.

happy weekend time!

2011-06-03T18:34:00.000-07:00

My back hurts but I'm still excited that it's friday!

On the lookout!

2011-05-29T15:57:00.000-07:00

Check me out, my lookout stance means no one is getting past my house without me making a big fuss about it. I particularly hate when cats go by, but more importantly why do I look like I have a beer belly in this picture???

PEOPLE STOP FEEDING ME SO MANY TREATS I'M GETTING CHUBBY!! AND IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON, GOD I HATE YOU!

Ok fine, I take it back I love you all & the 10 million treats I get a day, and I don't give a shit if I am a few pounds overweight, makes me look younger anyway.

Got Milk?

2011-05-01T11:49:00.000-07:00

It's not milk on my lips, it is actually yogurt. It's what I eat for an after breakfast snack and it's high in protein and tastes great..OK!!!

Lucky Day

2011-03-28T18:55:00.000-07:00

Today, on my daily stroll an older gentleman passing me by, pulled a cookie out of nowhere and offered it to me! Wow, what a guy! Funny part is that it was shaped like a peanut and I HATE peanut butter, but this cookie seemed to be tasty enough for me to hold it in my mouth until I returned home. I was really surprised that I couldn't find anything wrong with the cookie so I ate the whole darn thing! Look at me being so nice and grateful, something must be wrong with me. Really though, I am usually pretty picky. Weird.

Remember Me?

2011-03-23T20:40:00.000-07:00

I know, I know, no blogs in like forever..but here is some video to make up for the absence! Now if you really want to enjoy the video turn up the volume on your computer to experience my beautiful "voice". My voice coach described my vocal range to be as good as Gremlin swimming underwater or something else really great, I forget. Also you should know that when I previewed this video before posting I got a little embarrassed, because as you will see I get REALLY frustrated and then take out my anger on my Duck. So Duck, in front of the whole world (or whoever reads this dumb shit), my sincerest apologies.

Old Man Winter, you are bringing me down.

2011-01-07T13:18:00.000-08:00

I need a real reason to wear these shades...Pronto.

I did hear some "chatter" about a Palm Springs get away in my house and oh good lord do I hope these plans include me.

Oh and FYI there was absolutely no Photoshop used to model these sunglasses. I am that cool of a dog that, I'll just wear them for as long as I have to.

Feelin' Rough

2011-01-01T14:12:00.000-08:00

Dude, New Years was CUH-RAZ-EE!

Happy 2011!

Monday. December. Comfy Time.

2010-12-13T15:22:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, I'm REALLY cozy and REALLY into block printed indian cotton coordinating sheet and comforter sets apparently!

P.S. I let my birthday slide by this year because it was kind of a bummer day. No one bought me gifts AND I had to go to the vet because my ear was kind of gross & itchy AND was informed that I've gained over a pound since my last visit, and I was all "Whatever Mr. Vet you're kind of ugly, and honestly one of the most boring people I ever met". That made me feel better.

P.P.S. I'm seven, but damn do I look good!

Double Vision!

2010-10-26T16:29:00.000-07:00

This made it pretty fucking easy for me to come up with a Halloween costume.

I'm Ghenhis Khan, Marthas Stewart's dumb spoiled dog.
Thanks Martha!

The Subtle Nuances of Motion and Emotion

2010-10-05T17:46:00.000-07:00

Gif animator

Wha? Huh? Oh...guess it's nothing. Repeat that whole scenario about 1000 times and that was pretty much my entire day. Kind of boring.

If only I could get an editor on the phone...

2010-09-30T18:26:00.000-07:00

The pitch would go something along these lines:

Missy, a small town Pomeranian, receives news of an inheritance. Her quiet uneventful life is about to be turned upside down. Missy must travel to a remote island to claim her share of a vast fortune.

While there, she finds herself the victim of conspiracy and deceit. With the help of her friend, Missy struggles to unlock the secrets of her childhood.

Although her life is in peril as her past is revealed, Missy finds herself the arms of a handsome stranger who also happens to be a renowned groomer.

100% guarantee for Oprah's book club and #1 best seller on New York Times fiction list! Fo' shiz.

Straight chillin' part duex

2010-09-21T21:08:00.000-07:00

Various angles of my doing maximum relaxamum.
Relaxamum is a new word I came up with....my brain has been working overtime!

straight chillin'

2010-09-19T17:42:00.000-07:00

My Blue Heaven

2010-08-03T17:19:00.001-07:00

Not only is that a FANTASTIC movie starring Steve Martin, but it is also what I was in!

I learned this weekend that blueberry picking is not just for migrant workers, it's for anyone who enjoys eating anything that has fallen off of a bush and onto the ground, in other words FREE FOOD! Look at my expression in both these photos..I'm seriously into blueberries.

P.S. This will be my last faux polaroid app picture on this blog, I swear! But god damn does that app make me and everything else around me look good. Except for when I look drunk or retarded or both as I do in the second picture.

Summer 2010

2010-07-25T16:02:00.000-07:00

I'm so so so tired and sad. Life sucks.

Just kidding! I'm just a little hot. However nothing can keep me off this cozy rug o'mine.

Wish I was camping!

2010-07-10T13:09:00.000-07:00

I like camping, but I love glam-ping! Do you know what that is? Well it's glamourous camping, examples can be found here http://goglamping.net/. So I may reside in Portland, Oregon where roughing it is the norm, but camping and luxury is way cooler people. Really it is.

Spooky & Cute!

2010-06-21T18:01:00.000-07:00

Alter egos and such

2010-06-19T14:19:00.000-07:00

Everybody has an image in their mind of what they look like to the rest of the world, right?

Well here I am! (in my mind)

June 19th 2010

2010-06-19T14:12:00.000-07:00

I used to have this theory that only really boring people cared about the weather BUT, this is fucking redunkulous. I mean here it is JUNE and no sun. Lame! I went to the beach anyway, had a good time. Chased a ball, scrawled my name in the sand, met this guy named Pepe. Fuck you sun, who needs you anyway.

Oh why this is sort of interesting, isn't it?

2010-05-16T17:05:00.000-07:00

J.Crew likes pomeranians.
Well then I guess I like you too J.Crew.

I HEART ALICE COOPER & THE BEACH

2010-05-15T10:02:00.000-07:00

Probably going to have nightmares about this

2010-05-11T20:29:00.000-07:00

Are you fucking kidding me? These dogs are HIDEOUS!

"Okay, Maria -- same time tomorrow? It's a date!"

2010-04-26T17:43:00.000-07:00

Apparently Martha Stewart has new dog named Ghenghis Khan, a chow, which sometimes ignorant people think I am a miniature version of.

Well, Mister G.K. has some pics up on Martha's little website with captions, not quite a blog but sort of. Anyway, here is a picture from said website.... soooo wrong. I mean really, if I had a live-in Mexican groomer I would at least muster up a tiny smile for a god-damn photo op. I bet that dog is such an asshole.

IS IT SUMMER (or at least Spring) YET?

2010-04-26T16:06:00.000-07:00

I have kind of been wishing this is what more of my days looked like. I mean it is almost MAY!

Come on mother nature don't let me down.

In other news, I need a haircut. My hair is looking pretty shabby and not in a hipster, bed-head, wind swept way. It's more shabby as in a homeless dog with mange kind of way. Uncool, man.

MUST HAVE! MUST HAVE! MUST HAVE!

2010-04-17T20:30:00.000-07:00

The Pet High Chair - Hammacher Schlemmer

Jesus Christo! I NEED this.

Camouflage

2010-03-30T17:45:00.000-07:00

Awesome, my fur matches these new floors that were just put in where I live. Now I got to watch out people aren't going to step on me. I have been known to get a little "underfoot" when cooking is going on in the kitchen...Man, I can't wait for the home cooking to start again.

SWF seeks companionship.

2010-03-21T19:05:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I like to get all creepy and look on craigslist for potential friends..I know, I know it's not the safest way to go about making buddies, but it is rewarding and amusing when I find shit like this! I would pay at least ten bucks to meet this little dog, she sounds like a total winner.

YOU NEED THESE

2010-03-10T10:23:00.000-08:00

Imagine yourself at the Farmer's Market this summer lovingly placing your fiddlehead ferns, rainbow chard, kohlrabi, heirloom melons and organic gooseberries in these awesome totes!

email me for pre-orders.

And the Oscar goes to...

2010-03-07T17:39:00.000-08:00

What a group of phony Hollywood a-holes, with all their diamonds, designer gowns and money.

Please someone tell me... where do I sign up to become one of them?

And if you wanted to know who I am wearing, it's Armani Prive. That bitch J.Lo showed up in the same dress, I just knew Giorgio was going to fuck me on this one.

Jealousy gets the best of me.

2010-03-05T17:43:00.000-08:00

If my parents loved me enough they would have done this years ago. I suppose since neither of them will have my image tattooed on their person, I will suffer with the usual insecurities, fear of abandonment and failure like the rest of the world...everyone feels those things right? right? back me up here people, I'm feeling vulnerable.

*Image via M. Maguire, thanks dude!

A letter from a fan

2010-02-22T18:22:00.000-08:00

I found this gem in my inbox whilst doing some spring cleaning..It was a response to an email I had sent Spudgy which was just a cordial hello saying "Hi I'm Missy, I am also a pomeranian who uses the internet." This is what I got back....

Missy,
You are so gorgeous!
Love your blog..
Pom in a bag...so adorable..
Thanks for sending me this link to Missy's blog..
Spudgy was on the Today Show last week and will be featured on Animal Planet this Spring along with Arsenio Hall show later in the year..
You need to get yourself on YouTube..
All the best!
xo,
Spudgy

www.Spudgy.com

ARSENIO HALL?!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..Now that is what I call hilarious.

Hallmark Holiday

2010-02-14T08:49:00.000-08:00

I don't always say the words "I love you"

I don't always give you a hug when you need one

It is hard for me to express in words how beautiful you are

Today is the day where I can reassure you

that my heart belongs to you and I love you.

I truly love you.

If I were a normal dog I would totally think something such as the above but being who I am...

FUCK that bullshit, where's the freakin' chocolates & roses?

Happy Valentine's Day people!

THE DOGFATHER PART 1, 1972

2010-02-09T09:19:00.000-08:00

"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking." - Don Corleone

A picture is worth a thousand words

2010-02-03T22:39:00.000-08:00

What the fuck do you want from me now?.............

Oh, I'm sorry if you were offended by my use of the F-word, what I meant to say was,

Hi! I'm a friendly dog who just loves to cuddle! Come on let's cuddle, really I won't mind.

Winter blues

2010-01-24T16:08:00.000-08:00

Ugh, it's raining. Ugh, I'm stuck inside. Ugh, I feel fat. The last "ugh" is a joke, I'm not all caught up on numbers and shit.

Happy New Year

2010-01-01T09:19:00.000-08:00

Hey 2010, bring it. I'm ready for all you got.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

2009-12-23T17:42:00.000-08:00

SLY LIKE A FOX

2009-12-22T14:45:00.000-08:00

Hi Wes Anderson. Can you spot the real fox in this photo montage ?

Doubt it.

Go shorty, it's my birthday!

2009-12-08T09:25:00.000-08:00

OMG!!! This is the best bday EVER!! Woke up and my parents were all like "Hey, there is something in the garage you might want to see" and I was all like "Mom, I'm v-chatting, just leave me alone" and she was like " Get in the garage right now you ungrateful bitch, before I smack you so hard!" Then I was like "OK". Good thing I stopped V-chatting cause I GOT A BENZO!!! Seriously my parents rock! Love you guys!!!!

P.S. I'm only six but with dog years and all I can pretend I'm sixteen.

Pocket Pal

2009-11-18T11:24:00.000-08:00

As my 6th birthday approaches (December 8th) I would like to dig into the vault of my youth and share with the world my rich and overwhelmingly exciting childhood.

Ok, here it is.... I went to work with my mother a few times and got stuffed in some freak's pocket. Maybe I've become bitter in my middle age but somehow this doesn't seem fun at all in retrospect.

Stay posted for more of this series entitled: ME: puppy years captured by a camera being used by various people; stealing my soul one click at a time.

Can you use that in a sentence, please?

2009-10-22T17:07:00.000-07:00

Dude! It's Pomeranian, P.O.M.E.R.A.N.I.A.N, Pomeranian.

P.S. I sincerely do hope they find "RACER" and a dictionary soon.

LA BOUND!

2009-10-19T16:40:00.000-07:00

Finally someone around here booked me a plane ticket. I haven't been out of the state for almost a year..WATCH OUT Los Angeles, here I come. It will be Thanksgiving time so I'll be indulging on turkey and potatoes like no one's business. Yeah I eat carbs, lots of carbs.

Before & After

2009-09-10T12:26:00.000-07:00

I would say that normally I'm not into looks, meaning I try not to judge ugly dogs, people, cats, etc.. but man do I feel better about life when I'm freshly groomed. That said...

Dear ugly dogs, people, cats and other living things,
Clean yourself up and you and I will feel a lot better about this whole thing called life. Trust me on this!
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Missy

Sum Sum Summer Time!

2009-08-03T22:17:00.000-07:00

Here's a confession for all of you out there.....when I get wet I get chicken legs.

photos courtesy of SVF

In my next life

2009-07-24T15:02:00.000-07:00

I want to be this little pony. For now I can only hope that one day I will be able to make a mini pony my friend, then this blog would really be AWESOMELY CUTE. You never know, dreams can come true.

I'm concerned

2009-07-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

Let's talk.

Hello? is that you God?

2009-07-14T10:20:00.000-07:00

Gone Fishing

2009-07-09T15:50:00.000-07:00

I love fish and camping but my parents are assholes and I have to stay home. Guess I'll just wait for another fun outdoor trip to be invited on. Have fun guys and don't worry about me I'll be fine... alone, bored, depressed.

I Hate Street Walkers

2009-06-23T20:26:00.000-07:00

My mother found this little friend all alone on the street so she brought her home for me to play with. I have only a few words to say "NOT INTERESTED". Luckily someone called after a few hours to pick her up and I said "sayonara sweetheart, catch you on the rebound!

Note: My mom was really sad that this other dog couldn't stay. My suspicions that she is a traitor have been confirmed!

ANIMATRONIC

2009-06-20T18:26:00.001-07:00

The people tell me electronica is cool. Well, I like that boom boom pow, them chicken jackin' my style they try to copy my swagger, I'm on that next sh*t now.

2009-06-01T21:56:00.000-07:00

Fuck I am a lazy dog!

Still here.

2009-05-25T18:16:00.000-07:00

So.... I got out of the blogging game for a hot second but I'm back. Just need a few days to get some good material to blow your minds with (in other words download some pics from my old computer). As my male owner aka: daddy says "see youse guyz later!" On a side note he also says stuff like "I gots to go to the store" and "she don't listen no more". He may be as challenged by the english language as I am but he sure doles out the T to the R to the E to the A to the T to the S like no one's biznatch, so me likey the papa!

Live Action!

2009-04-24T16:27:00.000-07:00

This film was directed by Salisha Fuchs, an up and coming avant garde artist living in the Northwest. The films focus is me, in motion, doing my thing. My parents are away so Salisha and I were trying to capture the essence of freedom. Sometimes Salisha is a little pretentious for me personally, but the movie came out pretty good anyway.

DO NOT DISTURB

2009-04-19T10:44:00.000-07:00

what do you want?

I am in deep deep thought.

A Self-Loathing Pom.

2009-04-09T15:10:00.000-07:00

So i said to myself I would just be lazy until the sun came out, then the sun did come and all I could do is sleep. I hate myself for being so lazy.....but it just is sooooooo cozy inside sometimes.

This is all I am going to be doing until the sun comes to Portland

2009-03-23T22:41:00.000-07:00

When the sun does get here I will be well rested and ready to do what i do, dig for worms and roll in mud. I can't wait!

Movie Madness!!!

2009-03-15T19:19:00.000-07:00

Since I have been stuck inside all winter (with no real sign of spring coming) I have had a chance to make some fun films or shorts as I believe them to be called in the movie business. Here is one I did that really pushed me to explore more of an instinctive and reactionary acting style. Please enjoy.

Friends are Forever

2009-03-12T18:01:00.000-07:00

So guys, over the past 2 years I had the pleasure of getting to know Lola and Junior. At first they were annoying and I didn't really like playing with them but as time passed I realized what a gift it was to have companionship. We shared many experiences and grew close. Now they are moving on and I just wanted to let them know how I feel. Thanks for the good times, Lola and Junior!

P.S. This is the second time in my life where i have put myself out there to build friendships and all of the sudden it's taken away from me (Hey Paulo and Jeffrey!). Each time this happens I grow more and more guarded of my feelings, but still I will try to have hope that I can find someone new to fill the void.

I got my eye on you

2009-02-19T15:29:00.000-08:00

You think I'm not looking but I am. I am always watching, always.

oh sunny day!

2009-02-15T14:49:00.000-08:00

Bound for Hollywood

2009-02-08T22:56:00.001-08:00

A fellow pomeranian told me I need to get into video.

Soooooo, here is a little clip I am sending out to let people know I am ready to make my move into features.

The director was a bitch to work with on this but we managed to get something out that we were both happy with.

That's what friends are for

2009-01-26T21:08:00.000-08:00

Just came back from a week of staying with my two friends. It was fun but like most things made me REALLY tired.

Then I came home and passed out, I'm pretty boring these days.

Tonight, I sleep alone

2009-01-20T21:52:00.000-08:00

no cute picture. no funny jokes and no companion for me.

Went to visit Bubba and I certainly gained perspective on how good I have it and how truly blessed I am. Tonight I sleep alone but my heart is filled with compassion for all the dogs out in the world who live a life less fulfilled than mine.

Yours Truly,
Missy

Do I need a companion?

2009-01-10T11:48:00.000-08:00

I thought that this blog was going to be only about me, but now I hear rumors that someone is trying to get in on my territory.

Name: Bubba
Age: 4
Background: Former show dog trying to get out of the "industry"

Will Bubba take away my spotlight or perhaps I will enjoy some good ole' dog on dog snuggle time when my 'rents are out all day?

Stay tuned,
xox Missy

Pom in a Bag

2008-12-29T22:46:00.000-08:00

"Pom in a Bag" it's like the SNL joke - Dick in a Box, but different. Much different.

Scenes from a vacation

2008-12-28T12:57:00.001-08:00

The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when I carried you."- Mary Stevenson

Me & anonymous on Christmas Day.

I wrapped myself up in this bow, does this count as a "gift"?

This was the best part about vacay, lounging fire side.

My parents went to Los Angeles and all I got was this stupid sweatshirt.

Watch out Dogtown, here comes Missy

2008-12-18T16:55:00.000-08:00

I'm going on vacation. Me, Missy (last name withheld to maintain privacy) is going on vacation. I am actually getting on a plane and going somewhere. It's going to be so much fun. I can't wait to get there. Sun, sand, surf here I come!!!!!!!!

Snow day = Snooze day

2008-12-17T15:36:00.000-08:00

I suppose this is what I do most days but today it feels justifiable.

Stuff I want YOU to get ME

2008-12-14T09:56:00.000-08:00

Christmas is coming!!!!! I think I have been pretty good aside from barking inappropriatley at times and demanding treats by stomping my paws. But all that stuff aside, take a look and see if you can find it in your heart to bring me a little bit of joy this holiday season.

Yeah, I live in the Northwest where vegetarians and vegans abound, but i just can't give up the meat. It tastes so good. I think this collar tag will let other dogs know where I stand on the issue and make it easier for me to meet real friends. Available at hautedogboutique.com, $12.

On the same Northwest tip. Portland is the land of breweries so get this bitch some beers, ya'll! Available at pawpalaceonline.com, $21.99 for a six-pack.

I know all about the recession and this country's mismanagement with credit, but I always like to keep one card with a low balance and a high credit limit around just in case. It keeps me feeling independent and in control. Available at hautedogboutique.com, $12.

I feel like this wig would allow me to explore other sides of my personality. I can just see myself acting out scenes from Coal Miner's Daughter when Loretta Lynn was on tour! Most people don't know I am quite a skilled actress. Available at gwlittle.com, $37.99.

Juicy Couture = Jappy. Jappy=Missy. Missy=My mom was born in Livingston, NJ. Happy Hanukka to my people. Available at thehautehound.com, $65.

Really people, I need nothing! I have it all love, shelter, food. If you really feel the need to purchase something donate something to my fellow animal friends at www.oregonhumane.org!

Happy Holidays! xoxo Missy

G.L.A.M.O.R.O.U.S

2008-11-24T10:48:00.001-08:00

You gotta look ugly before you look pretty, that's what my mom says.
Truth is I rolled in something that smelled like um, um, um...shit and I needed a bath, PRONTO!

A sort of embarrassing confession.

2008-11-20T14:16:00.000-08:00

I know it doesn't look like I am enjoying being in a stroller but the truth is..... I LOVE IT!
It's only happened once but it was super fun! If this could happen everyday I would be quite pleased since I really don't enjoy my getting my paws wet or dirty.

Happy Birthday Mom!

2008-11-16T19:40:00.000-08:00

It was my mom's birthday and my mom's talented and amazingly creative friend KATHRYN made a cake that looked just like me! Cute, right?
Then her and her friends stuck a knife into it and ate it's legs and ears. I have to say, I was kind of offended. Thanks, guys.

I like big bones and I cannot lie.

2008-11-14T19:45:00.000-08:00

I probably did end up eating this whole biscuit bone thing because every so often I totally pig out and you know what? I don't need to apologize to anyone for enjoying myself. Okay? Now hush.

So Tired...

2008-11-11T21:19:00.000-08:00

is it time for vacation yet? I am exhausted!

2008-11-06T13:25:00.000-08:00

Dear Anyone,
Sometimes life is so confusing and complicated and I need a little help answering hard questions. So please let me know, do these bows look stupid? I just can't tell anymore. Thanks.

Love,

Missy

WE DID IT!

2008-11-04T21:34:00.000-08:00

I am in shock, as you can tell from my expression. It's gonna be a beautiful morning. Good Night, friends.

Hello, People!

2008-11-03T10:35:00.000-08:00

Are you ready to vote?
Let's make this country a better place to live!
go, obama, go obama!
O to the B to the A to the M to the A!

Don't Look At Me!

2008-11-02T13:58:00.000-08:00

Happy Halloween, friends!

2008-10-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

This isn't really a costume but I thought it was a perfect opportunity to let everyone know that I did see Beverly Hills Chihuahua and I was pretty shocked at the level of racism against Mexicans in the movie. I wonder if there was any reaction from the Mexican community when this movie was released? Honestly, can't we just give the Mexicans a break?

Que Sera, Sera.

2008-10-28T18:15:00.000-07:00

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, " what would I be? will i be rich? will i be pretty"

This song popped into my head today and reminded me of when I actually was a little girl. Try and find me in the picture I am so very small. You can see that this was from a few years back from the lame non flat tv screen and the old imac. Thank god my parents have upgraded since!

Oh, and that plant looks pretty sad, did anyone ever bother to water it?

Don't tell me it's Monday again...

2008-10-26T23:12:00.000-07:00

oh boy, this week is gonna be rough. I just feel it. Although who knows, I just may be surprised and have an awesome week.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys!

2008-10-25T20:26:00.000-07:00

Whenever I put this outfit on, suddenly I hear this song over and over in my head. It really gets me pumped up and ready to kick the ass of some dirty rotten criminal.

I think I will inquire about joining my local crime stoppers unit this week.

I sure love the weekends.

2008-10-25T16:46:00.000-07:00

During the week I am constantly running around, answering questions, making business related decisions and trying to keep it all together. However, come Saturday its all about me, my mattress, and plenty of covers. Sweet jesus my life is good.

Personal Space

2008-10-24T22:21:00.000-07:00

Can I get some space here? I mean, I pretty much called dibs on this chair, then you showed up.

Everyone gets sad, even Missy

2008-10-23T11:52:00.000-07:00

Every now and again I feel so alone. Luckily I can go online and find friends who will write poems which I relate to. This poem entitled "Feelings" by Samantha James really hits home. Thanks Sam!

Sometimes I sit and stare

I think and hope that life would be fair

Nobody seems to get it

They just have no clue

That I can be a friend that is really true.

Everybody whispers

All the laughs, the jokes, nobody cares

The way they all make fun of my frizzy red hair

If only life could be easy

I wish that life could be fun

I wish I didn't have to run and hide.

harder, better, faster, stronger

2008-10-22T14:19:00.000-07:00

"This is Louis Vuitton Don night so we gonna do everything that Kan like, Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike, Well I'd do anything for a blonde-dike"- Mr. Kanye West

me, all messed up.

2008-10-22T13:49:00.000-07:00

i have a bum bladder, so i need surgery every so often. Its pretty much the only bad thing about my life. It's really one of those things that make you question "why god?"

me & my guy

2008-10-22T11:41:00.000-07:00

This is my boyfriend Junior. I use him as much as he uses me for money, sex drugs, or designer clothes. I have another boyfriend on the east coast name Paolo. He's bigger and blacker, so I kind of miss him ALOT!!!!

What'cha want

2008-10-22T11:37:00.000-07:00

This is Missy looking like she ready for something..a fight? a philosophical conversation? or maybe she just wants to show you a magic trick? we will never know.

Enter my world

2008-10-22T11:34:00.000-07:00

Hello friends - Welcome to missy's world. Missy is here to provide you with endless hours of amazement. Soak it in!